Stories of Christmas #12

"And ANOTHER thing, Claus!" Cindy shouted, "It's a PIANOSTOVE, not a piano and a stove!" she shouted into the phone.

"I want to be able to cook a cupcake while pounding out 'Chopsticks.' And be sure to get me that Trunk-Toyz-Cat-Bead-Pail too!... I don't KNOW what it is, fat man! That's not a 'MP,' that's a 'CP'--CLAUS PROBLEM!"

Barney the Bunny, and assistant to Cindy, quivered in the corner.

There must be better work out there for a stuffed rabbit, he thought with his cotton brain.