St. Nick flipped through the book: So You Wanna Be Santa? drawing his finger down the "Prerequisites" page. He finally stopped mid-page...
"See? It says it right here. 'Santa Claus MUST be of at least five feet high in order to serve as Santa Claus.' You boys may as well stop your campaigning and growing your beards. "
The elves exhaled in defeat.
They knew their insubordination would be met with candy-cane whippings.
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