Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition - The Bottom Line


According to Cynopsis:
Sports Illustrated says its multimedia Swimsuit edition garnered more than 228 million page views during its first 10 days online (an increase of 41% from 2007). The digital spread set new standards for traffic, engagement (over 6 minutes per user), page views per user (31) and overall unique visitors (5.4 million), according to internal Omniture figures. New features include a mash-up tool that allows users to mix images of 4 or their favorite models.

Bottom line: What have we gleaned from this information?
Well...

  • A man takes about 6 minutes to masturbate to completion while looking at the swimsuit edition...
  • ...Can maneuver through 31 different pages with one hand...
  • ...And can mash-up images to make an eight boobed uber model.

1 comments:

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